Jamie Farrell

Tickle Your Heart's Funny Bone

Night Thunder

on July 29, 2009

My cats and I are currently in a dominance fight over the bed. As a result, strange things happen in the bedroom during normal non-waking hours.

Take last night, for example. About 3 in the morning, I heard myself open my mouth and let loose a mighty fake snore. It was really good, let me tell you. All deep and nasal, and exceptionally loud. Lots of snorgle sounds. I figure I had a good reason for letting rip such an exceptional fake snore. Darned if I can remember what it was now. Equally strange was the fact that my nasal passages seem none the worse for it. From the sound of it, they should’ve at least been bleeding when I woke up this morning.

Anyway, after my polite little reminder that a) I was still in the room, and b) I was the alpha cat, I heard Mr. Honey say, “What was that?”

I vaguely remember giggling and saying, “Uh, me.” And then I promptly fell back asleep.  Hey, I’d done my job.  Why waste any more night hours on it?


One response to “Night Thunder

  1. Kristen says:

    Yup, just a wee bit odd.


    Good work asserting dominance. lololol

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