Jamie Farrell

Tickle Your Heart's Funny Bone

This always makes me feel better when I’m having a bad writing day

on July 20, 2009

The other morning in church, before Mass started, our church secretary stood up front making announcements as she always does. It seems our parish priest had some sort of surgery on his mouth this week. Doctor’s orders are that he doesn’t speak while he heals.

So, our secretary, with all the wisdom of parish secretaries with 30+ years of experience, explained to us that, “Father won’t be saying Mass today, because he had mouth surgery and as a result can’t sneeze or bend over.”

Um, huh?

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